Q: What did the acorn say to stop the criminal?
A: Nuts so fast!
Q: How did Tinkerbell do in school?
A: Fairy well!
Q: What is Evil Bacteria’s favorite fighting style?
A: Kung FLU!
For more Evil Bacteria’s evilness, check out my book The Adventures of 5545 and Cowboy Jack.
Q: Which school did Sherlock Holmes go to?
A: Elementary, my dear Watson!
Q: What did the Gun say when he got angry?
A: Aw, shoot!
Q: What is a fish’s favorite Star Wars actor?
A: Carrie FISH-er!
(Carrie Fisher plays Princess Leia in Star Wars.)
Q: What did the Dog say to its Owner?
A: DOGGONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What did the Chicken say to the Egg?
A: Yes, Your EGG-cellency?
Q: Why didn’t the boy want to grow up?
A: Because he didn’t want to LOOK DOWN at people.
Girl: Let’s play house!
Boy: OK. I won’t be born yet!!!
WARNING: This is a very GROSS and FUNNY video.
Keep in mind, you can stop the video at any time to smell the stink AND fill out your own Pull My Finger by Toot N. Kamen workbook.
And one last thing, do not underestimate the power of the TOOTS.
Now, what are you waiting for?
Go fill out your own TOOT book!
Q: What did the Robber say to his wife?
A: You just stole my heart!
Q: What is the toilet’s favorite Super Hero?
A: FLUSH Gordon!!!!!!!
Q: What did the eye do when it got angry?
A: The eye lashed out. (Get it? Eye lash?)
Q: What is the favorite instrument of the fish?
A: The BASS!