Q: What is the favorite instrument of the fish?
A: The BASS!
Q: What did the foot say to the dog?
A: Heel! Heel!
One day, I was sitting at the dinner table and I thought, “Hey, maybe I can make candied apple dessert for myself!” So, this is what I did.
Apples, chopped and placed in a bowl with toothpicks
Coconut Nectar or Honey or Maple Syrup, in another bowl
Sprinkles, in yet another bowl
1. Pierce a piece of apple with a toothpick.
2. Coat the apple piece with nectar/honey/syrup.
3. Dip in sprinkles.
4. EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! Sing it to the tune of this video below:
Q: What does a Rock do in its sleep?
A: It Sleep-Rocks!
Q: What did the Ninja say to his Sensei?
A: I have a sensei-tional feeling about this!
Q: What did one rock say to another as they stared at a third rock sitting in the sun?
A: WOW! She’s really HOT!
Q: What is the Sheep’s favorite Chinese character?
A: Baaaaaaa! (八!)
As for the farmer, he had no idea what the Sheep was saying. He never learned Chinese…
Q: What did the belt say to the pants?
A: This is a HOLD UP!
Q: What does an eel use to dry himself?
A: A towEEL!
Q: What did one musical note say to another musical note?
A: NOTEice me.
WARNING: This is a very GROSS and FUNNY video.
Keep in mind, you can stop the video at any time to pick your own nose AND fill out your own Nosy Posy by I. B. Picking workbook.
And one last thing, do not underestimate the power of the BOOGER.
Now, what are you waiting for?
Go fill out your own BOOGER Book!
Q: What did the corn say to other corn?
A: You are so CORN-y.
Q: What did the owl say to his identical owl?
A: Whooo is who?
Q: What did one Army Man say to the other Army Man?
A: Aren’t you going to ARMY (arm me, get it?) with my weapon?
Q: What sound does a train make when King Tut is driving it?
A: Tut tut tut…