The Giant Monster

Torchwood copy

This is my actual Beta Fish called Torchwood.

Once upon a time in Lake M, there was a Giant Monster who ate up all the fish population. Soon, there was only one fish left: Torchwood. Torchwood is an amazing, cute, curious, active, red Beta Fish. Torchwood has superpowers of flying, swift swimming, knife fins, and MEGAFARTS!!! Now back to the story.

The Giant Monster chases Torchwood through rocks, a carcass of a Kracken, and bones lying on the floor of the lake. Torchwood is scared so he tries his new maneuver: MEGAFART!!  The Giant Monster is blown back immediately a Gazillion miles but gets super angry and races after him.  Torchwood hides behind a sunken ship’s treasure chest.

Torchwood is not out of sight for long!! The Giant Monster dives behind the treasure chest. They start to fight in a flurry of scales and fins!! Suddenly, Torchwood comes out of the dust and swims super fast back into the cloud of dust. Torchwood slices the Giant Monster’s guts with his knife fins! The Giant Monster’s guts spill out into the water along with all the fish he ever ate.

The fish come out and are all alive again. To sum up this story, Torchwood becomes the National Fish Hero and gets the “That Smells Fishy!” award. After he gets the award, all the fish are safely back in Lake M. This is the latest tale Torchwood has told me.

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Arms Up! by B. Oh

If you liked Nosy Posy by I. B. Picking and Pull My Finger! by Toot N. Kamen, you will love the third book in The GROSS Series, Arms Up! by B. Oh.

I came up with this workbook because I just started having B.O. It’s not funny, but I thought it could be!

Kids of all ages would love Arms Up! by B. Oh. Who doesn’t have B.O.? You know you do! It is the perfect workbook combining education (observational science, reading, and writing), naughtiness, humor, and gross stuff!

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Now, what kid wouldn’t respond to that?

It is now being sold on Amazon. You can buy a Kindle copy or a paperback workbook.

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Pull My Finger! by Toot N. Kamen

If you liked Nosy Posy by I. B. Picking, you will love the second book in The GROSS Series, Pull My Finger! by Toot N. Kamen.

My mom, dad and I were talking at the dinner table about what my second book in the The GROSS Series would be.  I got the idea from the Talking Tom 2 App because there is a lot of farting in it and it makes me laugh.

Kids of all ages would love Pull My Finger! by Toot N. KamenIt is the perfect workbook combining education (observational science, reading, and writing), naughtiness, humor, and gross stuff!

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Now, what kid wouldn’t respond to that?

It is now being sold on Amazon. You can buy a Kindle copy or a paperback workbook.

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Nosy Posy by I. B. Picking

At Christmas time, I asked my Grampa and Lulu if they like potty humor. Grampa said “YES” and started making up funny names for books. His favorite funny book title is called The Yellow Stream by I. P. Daily. Lulu came up with the name Nosy Posy by I. B. Picking. So, I created this book for my grandmother. I hope she likes the copy that I am going to give her.

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It is the perfect workbook combining education (observational science, reading, and writing), naughtiness, humor, and gross stuff!

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Kids of all ages would love it, especially those who love to pick their noses.

It is now being sold on Amazon. You can buy a Kindle copy or a paperback workbook.

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I hope you and your kids like this book!

The Independent Kid.